Ok, so I'm pretty sure anybody that watches me can see that my artistic style is pretty much almost non existent. That being said, I decided I wanted to try my hand at something different. This is...

A vernacular commission thread!!!

Want to have an essay written to express an opinion? Or do you have a funny picture that you'd like to have captioned? Or maybe you want a poem to stick in a card for Mother's Day. I am willing to do all of this. I'm hopeful it'll not only help me grow as a writer, but get me out of that horrid writer's block I find myself stuck in.

I plan on charging 80 points for every picture caption, slogan, essay, poem and short story (1000 words or less). If you'd like me to write a chapter novel, it'll be 80 points per chapter, and you get to set the number of chapters you'd like me to write.

If anybody's interested in this, note me. If not...well, it was worth a shot, right?